A SWV Review: Episode 3

I realize my reviews are quite lengthy so I will sum my review of Episode 3 in one word: WOWZERS.

Okay you know I can’t just leave it at that… Episode 3 rocked my world. All I could say the next day was “wow, wow… wow”. In order to witness my genuine reaction, I wanted to paste my msn convo in lieu of a review but FatPaulpatine.com wouldn’t let me. I mean, how can a space opera be so good? How I ask? Why am I still thinking about what happened three days later? This is not like me. I thought I was cool…

After watching #3, I need to retract the “A” from my last review. Anakin, you are not an annoying little weasel, you are a totally hot hottie. Yes you are. Especially with those evil villain eyes. And Amidala – you go girl! (She is obviously just attracted to the bad boys and I am down with that) I just wish he didn’t kill the kiddies and all. That was mean. Bad Anakin…pretty Anakin.

R2D2, you are my hero. Please kill the annoying gold guy for me.

In the words of the great Homer (Simpson) “it looks like everything is wrapped up in a neat little PACKage”. That is how this movie made me feel. Bring on the seventies movies…. *shudder*.

Signed,

Her Nerdiness (who is now in the market for a StarWars ringtone)