Mundane

To anyone named Brittany:

Posted by Sarah at 3:26 PM on May 9, 2006.

You suck.

Don’t you wish you had a name that was used before the 1970’s? Because I would.

And ooh this is clever: Meaning “From Britain”. How witty.

Too bad there are unlucky 13 ways to spell your annoying name, including such gooders as "Brittani" and who can forget, "Britni".

I wasn’t going to go down this road, but I can’t resist. Two words: Britney Spears. Enough said.

Yeah, I am talking to you Brit! (Don’t even get me started about people from Newport)

Signed,

Sarah with a Vengeance

PS - Bitter much?

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Comments: (6)

Wondering:

Hmmmmmm.......seems to me like you have a dislike for Brittany.....what happened? Or dare we ask??

Sarah with a V:

Yes I do have a dislike for Brittany and I quote Brittany in response to one of my earlier blogs "You... are a goddamn moron. Grow up, nobody gives a flying f* that you are getting married. And the reason it probably took so long, is because he had to have at least 12,000 alcoholic drinks to even think about spending the rest of his life with your dumb f* ass." Of course I edited it for her nasty language, but you get the gist of why she annoys me :)

Brtini:

Uhm I think that what your saying is totally retarted, because you probably have some gay boys name that you hear everyday. So go screw yourself please :)

get a life

Spell Checker:

Dear Brtini,

I think you spelled your name wrong. And, if you didn't, that means your mom did. Either way, I think that makes you look like the "totally retarded" one.

ruha:

Ooh, I'm gonna have to agree with Sarah there!

Although I must say, Sarah dear, that your name is amazingly common! Now I don't mean to offend-- this is just something that has come up recently. I have two friends, Sarah and Sara, and it's hard enough making it clear which one someone is talking about from day to day ("Oh, and Sara's coming." "Which Sara?" "Sarah Smith.").
However, I've recently heard that one of my friends made a new friend named Sarah. So now the situation is quite ridiculous, as you can imagine. And to top it all off, I found out that my parents very nearly named me Sara, although granted it would have been pronounced, "Sah-Rah," in Persian. Luckily I got the name I did, Ruha, which is delightfully original and no one can complain about how it is spelled.

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