Mundane

To anyone named Brittany:

Posted by Sarah at 3:26 PM on May 9, 2006.

You suck.

Don’t you wish you had a name that was used before the 1970’s? Because I would.

And ooh this is clever: Meaning “From Britain”. How witty.

Too bad there are unlucky 13 ways to spell your annoying name, including such gooders as "Brittani" and who can forget, "Britni".

I wasn’t going to go down this road, but I can’t resist. Two words: Britney Spears. Enough said.

Yeah, I am talking to you Brit! (Don’t even get me started about people from Newport)

Signed,

Sarah with a Vengeance

PS - Bitter much?

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Comments: (13)

Wondering:

Hmmmmmm.......seems to me like you have a dislike for Brittany.....what happened? Or dare we ask??

Sarah with a V:

Yes I do have a dislike for Brittany and I quote Brittany in response to one of my earlier blogs "You... are a goddamn moron. Grow up, nobody gives a flying f* that you are getting married. And the reason it probably took so long, is because he had to have at least 12,000 alcoholic drinks to even think about spending the rest of his life with your dumb f* ass." Of course I edited it for her nasty language, but you get the gist of why she annoys me :)

Brtini:

Uhm I think that what your saying is totally retarted, because you probably have some gay boys name that you hear everyday. So go screw yourself please :)

get a life

Spell Checker:

Dear Brtini,

I think you spelled your name wrong. And, if you didn't, that means your mom did. Either way, I think that makes you look like the "totally retarded" one.

ruha:

Ooh, I'm gonna have to agree with Sarah there!

Although I must say, Sarah dear, that your name is amazingly common! Now I don't mean to offend-- this is just something that has come up recently. I have two friends, Sarah and Sara, and it's hard enough making it clear which one someone is talking about from day to day ("Oh, and Sara's coming." "Which Sara?" "Sarah Smith.").
However, I've recently heard that one of my friends made a new friend named Sarah. So now the situation is quite ridiculous, as you can imagine. And to top it all off, I found out that my parents very nearly named me Sara, although granted it would have been pronounced, "Sah-Rah," in Persian. Luckily I got the name I did, Ruha, which is delightfully original and no one can complain about how it is spelled.

Well thanks for frying my brain cells. Did you ever think about the fact that nobody names themselves? I'm not responsible for my name, and neither are you!

ashton:

i just wanted to say the only reason i came across this is because i was looking for an old friend and didnt know how she spelt her name and all of you who gives a fuck what your name is or if someone is getting married grow the fuck up u just wish that you were cool u stupid ass gutter sluts lol

BRITTANY:

well bit** let me tell you something not all of us can pick our names so go f*** yourself i dont about anyone else but this pisses me off. i think sarah is a gay name to be honest. and i hate how people compare us to britney spears we arent her we may ahve the same name but really that doesnt mean we are like her i know a handful of brittanys and they arent sluts. and we cant help that people spell names differently. so you are a waste of human life if your gonna bag on brittanys.

im brittany bytch [::

my name is BRITTANY..u got a problem with it [:?
my mom gave me that name; and i'll probably always have that name, so its gonna stay like that ass hole.

Brittany:

You're an idiot. My names Brittany and no one else I know has a problem with it. People can't help what their names are moron!! I bet you're names like Dale or some frickin guy name. so stfu!

Wow !
You sound so stupid.
Who the FUCK cares if it when it came about, & You act like your name is MUCH better ?
because honey its not.
Sarah ? How LAME theres like 2ways to spell it ! at least us "BRITTANYS" have many ways to spell it..come on now how many sarahs could you meet & theere name would be spelled "sarah" or "sara"
ha, your dumbb. but alritee. & Yeha jus hadda leave that beause you sound purtty DAMN stupid & im sure alot more people would agree with me..people with out my name to ;]
immatureeeeeee.
Have a nice day BITCH !
<3brittany!

brittany:

hi. im brittany and im here to say no sarah, you suck. you wanna talk about how brittany is an overused name? you said yourself my name has been around since the 70s. sweetness sarah is in the damn bible. I think sarah may be more common. and btw you can compare me to britney spears if you like. I have been awarded a full ride to an acceptional college for my academic achievements. tell me about your full ride, SARAH. oh that's right. you suck.

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