Dr. Seuss's Lord of the Rings (fatPaulie.com)

Dr. Seuss's Lord of the Rings

Posted by Paulie at 2:44 PM on June 1, 2006.

"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

This was found by Chris (aka he who never posts) and sent to me earlier today. The thread is almost 4 years old, but absolutely completely brilliant, if you're a literary nerd. I'm only partially so, and thus post the Seussian rhymes above as it's the one I most understood.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=138905&page=1&pp=50

Go forth and enjoy!

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Comments: (2)

Sarah:

Are you referring to Chris the SLACKER?

Posted by Sarah | June 2, 2006 8:01 AM

Posted on June 2, 2006 08:01

Lord:

It sounds like song. I copy it for myself. Nice thing.

Posted by Lord | August 23, 2007 4:57 AM

Posted on August 23, 2007 04:57

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